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Tinder messaging was created by Satan (along with pinterest)

I do not understand the "hi" beginning introduction. It has to be the laziest fucking way to start a conversation. There is nothing there that shows time and effort. It is Tinder so I know that criticism is counter-intuitive, but at least try. There could be "Hi. I love your profile pics." "Hi. How are… Continue reading Tinder messaging was created by Satan (along with pinterest)

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The Grinch that ignored Christmas (and became much nicer during the holidays)

It’s almost Christmas around here. The Christmas lights are up around the city, and the Christmas parade has come and gone.  I hate Christmas. Even when I was little, I hated the forced happiness, the crowds, and the noise. My mother always tried to have the perfect Christmas and  could never reach her goal every… Continue reading The Grinch that ignored Christmas (and became much nicer during the holidays)

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This month, Tom Petty is narrating my life

Last month, my life was a Taylor Swift musical. This month, it is all Tom Petty. I have stopped muttering, “Look what you made do!” Instead, I wake up in a December slog chanting, “I’m tired of myself. I am tired of this town” as I trudge to work out when it’s dark and come… Continue reading This month, Tom Petty is narrating my life