That Girl: Wears leggings and hair in the top knot Doesn't really give a flying fuck about your opinion Takes photos of her food Takes photos of herself working out Has at least one pair of designer of shoes and a fantastic purse collection Knows what she wants and doesn't want Usually has a convoluted… Continue reading That Girl
I do not understand the "hi" beginning introduction. It has to be the laziest fucking way to start a conversation. There is nothing there that shows time and effort. It is Tinder so I know that criticism is counter-intuitive, but at least try. There could be "Hi. I love your profile pics." "Hi. How are… Continue reading Tinder messaging was created by Satan (along with pinterest)
Once, there was a new mother that was totally overwhelmed with life. She did not really have any girl friends because she was younger than most of the other mothers around her, and her life was definitely not settled like their lives seemed to be. She decided to join an internet site called IVillage back… Continue reading The Importance of Girl Tribes
It’s almost Christmas around here. The Christmas lights are up around the city, and the Christmas parade has come and gone. I hate Christmas. Even when I was little, I hated the forced happiness, the crowds, and the noise. My mother always tried to have the perfect Christmas and could never reach her goal every… Continue reading The Grinch that ignored Christmas (and became much nicer during the holidays)
I recently lost my keys at the gym so I had to empty my gym bag. I pulled out leg warmers, ponytail bands, mismatched socks, a purple sweat rag, and earphones. One of my friends said that she loved that I carry leg warmers in my gym bag. Of course I do! I might accidentally… Continue reading What’s in your gym bag?
Last month, my life was a Taylor Swift musical. This month, it is all Tom Petty. I have stopped muttering, “Look what you made do!” Instead, I wake up in a December slog chanting, “I’m tired of myself. I am tired of this town” as I trudge to work out when it’s dark and come… Continue reading This month, Tom Petty is narrating my life
Once I had a mad crush on Gordon Ramsey. It wasn't his looks, but his attitude. I wanted Gordon Ramsey to follow me in my life, and help me respond stupid emails and stupid people. He has been discarded as my mentor. Now, it's Maxine Waters after watching this video: Maxine Waters in Congress … Continue reading Reclaiming my time