The stories you are about to read are especially heinous. They are stories about Tinder, dating, the single life, and the losing weight life. They are the stories of a woman rushing into middle age during the time of Trumplandia. Nothing feels the same, but everything looks the same. These are the stories about being too overworked and tired to even date. These are the stories of a survivor. They are the stories of friendship. These are the stories of what happens after a woman decides Prince Charming is sending too many dick pics.

Click on stories and read away. If you have one to share, email me at talesfromthehellmouth.com. I love stories. Our shared narratives as women are my saving grace. I can survive anything with my tribe.